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i got lots of feelings bout the traaaaaain station

ain’t no pigeons welcome in the traaaaaain station

i got lots of questions bout the traaaaaaain station

look closely for the colours in the traaaaaain station

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Ephemera (Aug 2014)

1. Oils.

2. Spider that crawled onto my desk and died right beside my laptop, possibly trying to make some kind of point.

3. Aerated bleach.

4. Wild pheasant, mediocre at camouflage

5. …which is why it’s important they produce many baby pheasants and scatter them liberally around fields

6. I was supposed to house-sit but when I got there this guy had already moved in.

7. We argued over the bedroom.

8. These trees are beautiful in a way that makes my heart hurt.

9. Found photograph. “Made in W. Germany.”

Trying to piece together a story or perhaps divine some advice from the cosmos based on these burnt scraps of newspaper I found near the woods, but I’m not liking where this is going.

Ephemera. (July/August 2014)

1. Found photo print

2. Drawings I made of carpentry tools, aged 13 approx.

3. Tasteful wolf earring

4. Charred fragment left behind after a bonfire

5. Stunned magpie wrapped in a towel

6. Thought-provoking bar bathroom graffiti (“If you have sex you WILL get chlamydia and you will die.”)

7. Bird skull found in the woods

8. Watercolour monoprint from collagraphy plate I made out of cardboard and beard hair

9. Nightclub. Regrets, I’ve had a few.

10. Phone I found in the park. The cops have it now.

parents tried both these excuses, neither defence holds up in Ugly Baby Court. let this be a caution to all.