{"id":1840,"date":"2017-05-05T20:30:16","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T20:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/05\/dude-this-thought-invariably-fucks-me-up-every\/"},"modified":"2017-05-05T20:30:16","modified_gmt":"2017-05-05T20:30:16","slug":"dude-this-thought-invariably-fucks-me-up-every","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/05\/dude-this-thought-invariably-fucks-me-up-every\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"114\" data-orig-width=\"313\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/af2b2e4eb5c64a0fe235a1c4f8002979\/tumblr_inline_ophxzuCrK31qc7ymx_540.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"114\" data-orig-width=\"313\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>dude this thought invariably Fucks me Up. every crusty\/pickled\/stuffed\/skeletonized whatnot in a natural history museum, while living, presumably went about its business with a comparable sense of urgency and self-importance to mine and now it\u2019s there and i\u2019m here and i have no idea how to process this profound connect\/disconnect except to lean in very close to the glass and whisper \u201chi buddy. i see you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dude this thought invariably Fucks me Up. every crusty\/pickled\/stuffed\/skeletonized whatnot in a natural history museum, while living, presumably went about its business with a comparable sense of urgency and self-importance to mine and now it\u2019s there and i\u2019m here and i have no idea how to process this profound connect\/disconnect except to lean in very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/05\/dude-this-thought-invariably-fucks-me-up-every\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}