{"id":2839,"date":"2014-08-20T22:59:45","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T22:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/20\/ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T13:08:56","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:08:56","slug":"ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/20\/ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2839 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/20\/ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that\/attachment\/2840\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" 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(max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/20\/ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that\/attachment\/2844\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao6_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao6_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao6_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao6_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon 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loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao5_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao5_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao5_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao5_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/20\/ephemera-aug-2014-1-oils-2-spider-that\/attachment\/2848\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao10_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao10_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao10_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/tumblr_namnvm9m791qcztaao10_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Ephemera (Aug 2014)<\/p>\n<p>1. Oils.<\/p>\n<p>2. Spider that crawled onto my desk and died right beside my laptop, possibly trying to make some kind of point.<\/p>\n<p>3. Aerated bleach.<\/p>\n<p>4. Wild pheasant, mediocre at camouflage<\/p>\n<p>5. &hellip;which is why it&rsquo;s important they produce many baby pheasants and scatter them liberally around fields<\/p>\n<p>6. I was supposed to house-sit but when I got there this guy had already moved in.<\/p>\n<p>7. We argued over the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>8. These trees are beautiful in a way that makes my heart hurt.<\/p>\n<p>9. Found photograph. &ldquo;Made in W. Germany.&rdquo;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ephemera (Aug 2014) 1. Oils. 2. Spider that crawled onto my desk and died right beside my laptop, possibly trying to make some kind of point. 3. Aerated bleach. 4. Wild pheasant, mediocre at camouflage 5. &hellip;which is why it&rsquo;s important they produce many baby pheasants and scatter them liberally around fields 6. 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