{"id":2918,"date":"2014-07-14T19:39:12","date_gmt":"2014-07-14T19:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T13:30:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:30:25","slug":"also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2918 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/attachment\/2919\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao1_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/attachment\/2920\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao2_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao2_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/attachment\/2921\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao3_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao3_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao3_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvxc61uy1qcztaao3_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>Also, I guess there are ducks here now, for whatever raisins. They have been following me around and they are kind of jerks. The precise number it takes to tip a cadre of ducks over the line from &ldquo;charming&rdquo; into &ldquo;sinister&rdquo; is six, by the way. <\/p>\n<p>Their appearance has also elevated the number of bird species milling around this house to Weird-Plague proportions. Their presence is upsetting the pheasants.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t know what the fuck is going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Also, I guess there are ducks here now, for whatever raisins. They have been following me around and they are kind of jerks. The precise number it takes to tip a cadre of ducks over the line from &ldquo;charming&rdquo; into &ldquo;sinister&rdquo; is six, by the way. Their appearance has also elevated the number of bird &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/also-i-guess-there-are-ducks-here-now-for\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[328,26],"class_list":["post-2918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-jerkbirds","tag-photography","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2922,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2918\/revisions\/2922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}