{"id":2923,"date":"2014-07-14T19:30:09","date_gmt":"2014-07-14T19:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/when-the-end-times-do-come-im-going-to-stay-here\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T13:30:29","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T13:30:29","slug":"when-the-end-times-do-come-im-going-to-stay-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/when-the-end-times-do-come-im-going-to-stay-here\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-2923 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/when-the-end-times-do-come-im-going-to-stay-here\/attachment\/2924\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao2_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao2_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/14\/when-the-end-times-do-come-im-going-to-stay-here\/attachment\/2925\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao1_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/tumblr_n8pvi9lofG1qcztaao1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>When the End Times do come, I&rsquo;m going to stay here and survive on peas. Or maybe I&rsquo;ll try to eat that giant hairy thing, whatever it is. I think it&rsquo;s a form of giant rhubarb that happens to sound like a venereal disease, but then most things do in Latin. (<em><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gunnera\" title=\"Wikipedia\">Gunnera<\/a><\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the End Times do come, I&rsquo;m going to stay here and survive on peas. Or maybe I&rsquo;ll try to eat that giant hairy thing, whatever it is. I think it&rsquo;s a form of giant rhubarb that happens to sound like a venereal disease, but then most things do in Latin. (Gunnera.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-2923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-photography","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2926,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2923\/revisions\/2926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}