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Met this fox-like mongrel in the park and played Fetch at his insistence. He did not understand the rules and refused to surrender a stick once Fetched, so I kept throwing more to see how many he could carry at one time. (His max was five.)<\/p>\n<p>2. Sustained multiple rope burns. This one looks remarkably like a high heel, which might be the universe&rsquo;s way of telling me I am too glamorous for physical labour.<\/p>\n<p>3. Giant freakish vegetables, I don&rsquo;t know why the garden is doing this.<\/p>\n<p>4. Photographic print found in a second-hand travel book about Patagonia.<\/p>\n<p>5. Underdrawing for a painting I never got around to, sketched on cardboard and sealed with green-tinged glue.<\/p>\n<p>6. Shoes I <strike>inexplicably don&rsquo;t<\/strike> FINALLY own.<\/p>\n<p>7. Lately I have spent too many mornings sitting hungover in the sunshine on this boardwalk, nursing manifold regrets.<\/p>\n<p>8. Illustration of Sappho looking unimpressed, found in a children&rsquo;s history book.<\/p>\n<p>9. Footbridge downstream. This river is an umbilical cord, I can&rsquo;t seem to detach.<\/p>\n<p>10. A buzzard, I&rsquo;m told.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ephemera. 1. Met this fox-like mongrel in the park and played Fetch at his insistence. He did not understand the rules and refused to surrender a stick once Fetched, so I kept throwing more to see how many he could carry at one time. (His max was five.) 2. Sustained multiple rope burns. 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