{"id":3266,"date":"2014-04-06T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-06T21:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/06\/things-i-found-and-hoarded-this-month-im-not\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T14:12:48","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T14:12:48","slug":"things-i-found-and-hoarded-this-month-im-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/06\/things-i-found-and-hoarded-this-month-im-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3266 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/06\/things-i-found-and-hoarded-this-month-im-not\/attachment\/3267\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3mnzrylkX1qcztaao7_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3mnzrylkX1qcztaao7_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3mnzrylkX1qcztaao7_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3mnzrylkX1qcztaao7_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/06\/things-i-found-and-hoarded-this-month-im-not\/attachment\/3268\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3mnzrylkX1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" 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I&rsquo;m not sure what&rsquo;s going on with me.<\/p>\n<p>1. Packaging for a Luxury Short Wig the colour of Maud&rsquo;s &ldquo;Blue Surf&rdquo; ice-cream, featuring an image of an uncomfortable woman being devoured by the all-consuming Void.<\/p>\n<p>2. Cryptic appointment card for a hospital.<\/p>\n<p>3. Handwritten list of conservatively-named show dogs (?) and their owners.<\/p>\n<p>4. Envelope for a guitar string discarded in a bar by a bluegrass covers-band duo.<\/p>\n<p>5. Concise message from a greetings card.<\/p>\n<p>6. A receipt for diesel, dropped on the roof by a man that came to pick a fight with my satellite dish, lodged in which was<\/p>\n<p>7. a dead bird.<\/p>\n<p>8. This is a pen drawing of mine that I don&rsquo;t remember making.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I found and hoarded this month. I&rsquo;m not sure what&rsquo;s going on with me. 1. Packaging for a Luxury Short Wig the colour of Maud&rsquo;s &ldquo;Blue Surf&rdquo; ice-cream, featuring an image of an uncomfortable woman being devoured by the all-consuming Void. 2. Cryptic appointment card for a hospital. 3. 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