{"id":3866,"date":"2013-03-13T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/13\/i-pretend-sometimes-to-be-an-artist-but-i-will\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T14:51:31","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T14:51:31","slug":"i-pretend-sometimes-to-be-an-artist-but-i-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/13\/i-pretend-sometimes-to-be-an-artist-but-i-will\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3866 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/13\/i-pretend-sometimes-to-be-an-artist-but-i-will\/attachment\/3867\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tumblr_mjm4azPrTY1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tumblr_mjm4azPrTY1qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tumblr_mjm4azPrTY1qcztaao1_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/tumblr_mjm4azPrTY1qcztaao1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I pretend sometimes to be an artist, but I will never make anything that is as beautiful, sad, obtuse, layered, quivering with a multiplicity of meaning and exquisitely resonant of a particular time as this fucking spam email.<\/p>\n<p>It is a poem. Context included. A perfect poem.\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>we can better and closer learn each other. I hope that I shall see your letter soon and mine of straight line<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pretend sometimes to be an artist, but I will never make anything that is as beautiful, sad, obtuse, layered, quivering with a multiplicity of meaning and exquisitely resonant of a particular time as this fucking spam email. It is a poem. Context included. A perfect poem.\u00a0 we can better and closer learn each other. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/13\/i-pretend-sometimes-to-be-an-artist-but-i-will\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[105,431],"class_list":["post-3866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-found","tag-spam","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3866"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3868,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3866\/revisions\/3868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}