{"id":3959,"date":"2013-01-23T13:41:04","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T13:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/"},"modified":"2024-02-01T14:57:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T14:57:04","slug":"i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-3959 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/attachment\/3960\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao1_1280.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/attachment\/3961\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao2_1280.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/attachment\/3962\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao3_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao3_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao3_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao3_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/attachment\/3963\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao4_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao4_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao4_1280-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/tumblr_mh2zchM3511qcztaao4_1280-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 85vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>I will probably die with <a href=\"http:\/\/kaisercaimo.tumblr.com\/post\/9121043007\/in-line-with-the-previous-post-about-destruction\" title=\"work perpetually in progress\">this painting<\/a> unfinished. In fact, I will probably be crushed to death when the then-two-foot-thick layer of crusty oil paint weighing down the surface of the canvas finally cleaves away like an Arctic ice shelf breaking, and they&rsquo;ll find me crumpled underneath, palette knife and unfeasibly tiny paintbrush still clutched in my stiffening fingers.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Work perpetually in progress.<\/p>\n<p>Oil <strike>and sundry<\/strike> on cotton. 100cm x 100cm.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will probably die with this painting unfinished. In fact, I will probably be crushed to death when the then-two-foot-thick layer of crusty oil paint weighing down the surface of the canvas finally cleaves away like an Arctic ice shelf breaking, and they&rsquo;ll find me crumpled underneath, palette knife and unfeasibly tiny paintbrush still clutched &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/23\/i-will-probably-die-with-this-painting-unfinished\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[70,42,441,68],"class_list":["post-3959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-oil-painting","tag-painting","tag-square","tag-work-in-progress","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3964,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions\/3964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kaisercaimo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}